Fat Girlfriend True Life Storytime! I took my girlfriend to the supermarket and we were in the cookie aisle (obviously) and an older woman asked my girlfriend when she was due. My girlfriend opened her mouth to respond and burped in her face instead. She turned beet red from shame and embarrassment, and my pants got extremely tight. I told the woman “soon!”, grabbed three packs of triple stuff Oreos and helped my girlfriend waddle out of the aisle. Well done fat girl! They think you’re preggo! 🥵 here she is eating one of the snacks we got.
